Rick Reuben's Censored Posts: Jews, speaking to sellout liberals through the New York Times: "Listen up, you servant goyim! You know that Zoharian voodoo spell we placed on you that makes you foam at the mouth and shriek 'ANTISEMISM!' whenever you are in range of a conspiracy theory? Well, we're lifting it. Tell everyone you know about this great new conspiracy theory we just cooked up. Tell everyone! WE COMMAND IT!'